Boyfriends can be great – but are they really ever as great as prosecco?! Whether you are happily single or going on endless Tinder dates, you may want to take a moment to read this list…
1. It will never judge you
2. It’s always there for you
3. Your parents will be pleased when you bring it home
4. It’s easily replaceable
5. It won’t tell you that you can’t do something
6. You can have more than one bottle open at any time
7. You and your friends can all hang out together and even share (without any weirdness)
8. It cheers you up instantly
9.It makes you feel like the fabulous lady that you are (albeit a tipsy one)